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Kids

A Couple of Turkey Jokes

Why was the turkey sent to the principal's office?
For using fowl language

Why don't turkeys ever want to eat dessert?
Because they're already stuffed

Back to School Joke

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher tells you to spit your gum out, but a train says Choo! Choo!

Computer Joke

Which way did the computer go?
Data way!

Yucky Website!

Calling all bug lovers!  Whether you like extra slimy bugs or just plain ones, The Yuckiest Site on the Internet is a cool place where you can play Whack-A-Roach, check out worm world and learn about your gross and cool body!!  Have fun taking a yucky adventure while exploring this site! 

LOL: Jokes!

How do you tell an octopus' arms from his legs?

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LOL: Jokes!

What do you call cheese that's not yours?
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Kids Pick: Alligator Baby

Alligator Baby, by Robert Munsch

I like this book becuase its really funny and you get to read it with your big sisters and family.  Kaila, age 11.

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Kids Pick: A Promise Is A Promise

Book Cover Image:  A Promise is a Promise by Robert Munsch

A Promise Is A Promise by Robert Munsch

This book is about a little girl who wants to go fishing in the cracks in the ocean ice but she is not allowed to do that. She goes anyways and the ice monsters get her. Her mother and father save her.
I liked this book because at the end of the book she listened to her parents.  Mackenzie, age 5.

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Cat Joke

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Kids Pick: Whittington

Whittington, by Alan Armstrong

Book Cover Image:  Whittington, by Alan Armstrong

"It was about a cat that had no home.  Then he met the lady and asked if he could live in the farm with her and all of her friends."  Tristan, age 10.

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